Keemo Self-Succ

The act of curling up and sucking your own dick.
Inspired by the great keemo breslin

Hey man, you should really try out the Keemo Self-Succ!

Keemo Self-Succ by Aswin_bong69 October 15, 2017

you better check yo self 

Examine what you're about to do or say before you say or do it wrong. Expressed to people who usually are wrong and belive to think they are above the rest or have a right to do or say anything they want.

You better check yo self before you wreck yo self

you better check yo self by miaobaid August 25, 2014

note to self 

1. an exclamation used when you want to punctuate/emphasize an obvious or insulting quip or action
2. an exclamation highlighting something you did not know until then
3. a personal reminder

1. "note to self: Jarod is an idiot"
2. "note to self: don't put wooden objects in the dishwasher"
3. "note to self: pay rent"

note to self by Kommando July 8, 2004

Death by self stupidity 

When a person dies as a result of performing stupid stunts, or anything else that a someone of more common sense wouldn't do.

Guy 1: Did you here about that guy who died trying to resusitate a liger? Guy 2: Yeah, poor bastard, it tore his face right off, raped him, and then ate him. Guy 1: It's a shame really, just another death by self stupidity..

Death by self stupidity by Xero _ Manifest November 1, 2010

Reverse Self Irrigator 

A delicate manoeuvre when one has just taken a dump and has come to a sudden realization that there is no toilet paper left. The Reverse Self Irrigator (or RSI) is when the dumpee bends his penis under his gooch and proceeds to piss into his crack, which then cleanses it. This move is exceptionally difficult for females as it requires a hosepipe or fishtank pipe in order to be performed. This can often be challenging as one must remember to block the penis whilst taking a dump in order to not lose valuable piss which will later be used to cleanse the asshole. If the dump is an afghani mud musket then you are in for a bad time.

Pat: Wow that dump was good
Mitch: How did you wipe, these gas stations never have toilet paper
Pat: No problem man, I just did Reverse Self Irrigator

Reverse Self Irrigator by ISStudent July 26, 2012

Higher Self 

When one has achieved the goal of infinitely acknowledging the present as it happens...

You may have just found out that you have achieved your Higher Self lol

Higher Self by The Second One? March 18, 2019

mindless self indulgence 

one of the best punk/breakbeat industrial bands ever. known for lives shows where in some cases Jimmy Urine (singer) pisses on himself and makes out with the crowd

im going to the MSI show this friday and i hope Jimmy pisses on my face

mindless self indulgence by pete December 15, 2003