My self confidence 

There is no such thing

My dad is like my self confidence

My self confidence by ImNotJamesForGodsSake August 19, 2019

My own self 

An Exaggerated way of saying (myself) in an attempt convey sincerity.

Kym says "I only excersize for my own self, not to look hot".

My own self by Fluff n' stuff January 26, 2009

a self flushing poo 

A poo that once leaving the anus, drops with such force (creating a 'poo wash') that it manuvers its way round the ubend. Thus, flushing itself without conventional methods required.

"Holy fuck Jake, I just did a self flushing poo"
"No way!, let me see your bowl skids"

a self flushing poo by Mike Raphael May 9, 2007

Keemo Self-Succ

The act of curling up and sucking your own dick.
Inspired by the great keemo breslin

Hey man, you should really try out the Keemo Self-Succ!

Keemo Self-Succ by Aswin_bong69 October 15, 2017

you better check yo self 

Examine what you're about to do or say before you say or do it wrong. Expressed to people who usually are wrong and belive to think they are above the rest or have a right to do or say anything they want.

You better check yo self before you wreck yo self

you better check yo self by miaobaid August 25, 2014

note to self 

1. an exclamation used when you want to punctuate/emphasize an obvious or insulting quip or action
2. an exclamation highlighting something you did not know until then
3. a personal reminder

1. "note to self: Jarod is an idiot"
2. "note to self: don't put wooden objects in the dishwasher"
3. "note to self: pay rent"

note to self by Kommando July 8, 2004

Death by self stupidity 

When a person dies as a result of performing stupid stunts, or anything else that a someone of more common sense wouldn't do.

Guy 1: Did you here about that guy who died trying to resusitate a liger? Guy 2: Yeah, poor bastard, it tore his face right off, raped him, and then ate him. Guy 1: It's a shame really, just another death by self stupidity..

Death by self stupidity by Xero _ Manifest November 1, 2010