Ripped

to hang from a hook at Sport-o-Rama from your boxers. It tears your asshole open.

OMG, did you see Ian get ripped???? He almost bobbed!!!

by -13 hockey boss January 25, 2011

Shlong Rip

The most devious, diabolical, smelly, gross bong rip to ever enter a human beings lungs.

“Woah Johan just hit a Shlong Rip, what a gross guy”

by SlongDongRon February 16, 2023

Rip Ass

A way to tell someone they smell like dirty asshole

Boy get yo rip ass outta here!!

by Ajroadstypesh April 3, 2023

Rip

Most commonly ripped is used as an adjective and contextually can be used anytime you’re about to do something. Usually “kinda” is utilized prior to saying ripped giving it a subtle urgency vibe. Saying you’re about to rip something is almost always a good thing.

1.) I could rip a cold brew right now
2.) That homies fit kinda rips
3.) “Yo Bobby check out those turtles, they kinda rip”
4.) “Remember when we shredded the gnar? That ripped”

by Pumped60 June 22, 2023

ripped diesel

The art of being super duper shit faced. As ripped is to drunk, ripped diesel is to super drunk.;

"last nite I chugged a fifth of jameson and did six jager bombs, then switched to redbull and vodka, I was ripped diesel"

by hoss guy December 30, 2011

Rip Chord

The lovely, lilting, melodic sound when you split your pants on stage because of the most gigantic fart.

Bob had quote the musical bent... whenever he got on stage he played the rip chord as the ending for every song.

by You rReal Name February 12, 2021

Rip sleeves

Basically when someone gets you so mad, like hulk-mad...to the point where you're about to, "wolf-out" and rip them sleeves.

Dude, Becky taking my f'n bronzer wasn't cool. I'm about to go full rip sleeves on that bitch

by Lbizzlebebe August 15, 2023