Ugly Potato

Something that people call themselves when they believe they are unattractive/ugly. Can also be used as an insult.

Person a: Oh my gosh, I'm such an ugly potato.
Person b: No you're not, shut up.

Person: My crush is a goddess and I'm just an ugly potato.

Person a: Would you like to go out with me?
Person b: Ewww you're such an ugly potato thoughhh...

by Mighty Bean Boi April 7, 2022

fuck potato

a potato you cut a hole into and proceed to fuck

"i really want a fuck potato"

by i heart incest June 23, 2022

Magic potato

A potato filled with multiple samples of men cum

Man you ever wanna make a Magic Potato

by PsageY July 30, 2022

Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022

Dirty Potato

When an individual with a penis and testicles inserts said testicles into their partner's anus. Oftentimes, the "potatoes" will come out covered in feces.

A sexual act that is not for the faint of heart.

Ashley and I did the Dirty Potato last night.

by johnfortnitekreger February 1, 2023

mystic potato

1# What you call someone who is really cool or has good vibes.

2# Nickname for friend or significant other.

1# Whoa dude look at abby, she is such a mystic potato!
2# Hey my mystic potato how you doin?

by Doggydoggboi February 26, 2023

East Potato Head

Like Potato Head but towards Latvians

Plural: East Potato Head

Latvian lady: (Speaking Latvian) We Latvians don't want to be part of Russia or speak Russian

Guy: Yeah yeah, whatever East Potato Head

by Porg009 May 28, 2023