middle aged dangle

Old man saggy nuts. As the years go by gravity takes it toll. The ball sack stretches longer from the weight of the nuts. Some old men can actually sway their hips and wrap their nuts around their leg like a tether ball pole.

He got a new car and a face lift but once I saw that middle aged dangle I knew he was freakin old!
His nuts looked like two golf balls in a nylon sock.

old man saggy nuts long balls saggy sack tea-bags

by D'Lila Joy December 12, 2015

hephzibah middle school

this school sucks ass. it is bug infested and full of idiots. including teachers. mr. neal doesn’t give anybody respect not even the teachers. these teachers don’t know how to grade work. most of us don’t even have teachers. don’t come here

“what school you go to?” “hephzibah middle” “ew what the f**k” hephzibah middle school

by 123HephzibahMIddle February 7, 2020

Carmel Middle School

A school in the middle of no where and for some reason is one of the top rated schools in the country. Got a bullying problem? If you report it they don't do anything. Welcome, as you get to experience the cliques and populars. If you're not loaded but you actually have talent, people won't like you.

"Welcome to Carmel Middle School, you got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, J.V. jocks, Asian nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity jocks Unfriendly black hotties, Girls who eat their feelings, Girls who don't eat anything, Desperate wannabes, Burnouts, Sexually active band geeks, etc, any questions?"
"Did you just quote mean girls"
"It's an accurate representation"

by HiddenTrust August 12, 2017

Dickerson Middle School

Hey! We are a great school! We have terrible substitutes and dont let our students use their phone during lunch or FAF. The dress code is to obscure for the girls and the boys just cant wear Tank tops. We also dont let our students make a club or choose what they want to learn. We also dont take kids who need academic help seriously. The teachers also sign everyone's agenda even if their doing nothing. Oh! A kid is choking himself.

Kid: *Choking himself*

Teacher: What are you doing young man? Give me your agenda! Im going to sign it for disrupting the class.

Anyways, we teach stuff that is not needed and even though these kids are in social studies, lets have them write an essay on how Africans saw colonialism. Some teachers dont even teach the class! We dont support any kids interests. We have a thing called DMS challenge and instead of teaching kids not to bully, they ignore it and continue to bully. If we have FAF in the gym, we don't let the students stand up because why not.

Girl 1: ugh i hate wearing jeans it's like, almost summer break.

Girl 2: IKR! and we can only wear t-shirts or long sleeves, also saggy shorts suck.

Meanwhile in another group,

Girl 3: I want them to support me and my programming career, but that python class is for 8th graders and we are only in 6th

Boy: Yeah, im also failing reading. But the thing is, no one is helping me! Dickerson Middle School sucks.

by Huge Nerd and Weeb March 9, 2019

asian middle finger

Raising only your pinkie to swear at someone

Jeremy: Some Asian was yelling at me in the streets, so I gave her the Asian middle finger

by Blargle33 May 8, 2019

KLO Middle School

A school in Kelowna, BC. Often referred to as Kelowna’s Last Option.

Student: KLO Middle School is not good

by thedude wwithcoolio January 17, 2019

dekalb middle school

A cheap school that doesnt know hwo to get good wifi.

wow we can do our homework dekalb middle school has no service

by gamer2323 March 15, 2019