A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.
A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”
C: god damn it.
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”
C: god damn it.
by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023
Get the The Ultimate Driveway Machinemug. by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022
Get the Rage Against The Machinemug. My Grandma Machines Are So Wet.
by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010
Get the Grandma Machinesmug. AlMachine tapping is an advanced technique used by slot machine professionals; where the player is repeatedly tapping the screen of the slot machine to increase their chances of scoring points.
Although this method has never been proven to increase luck. It is still seen as a sign of dedication within the professional gambling scene, most notably amongst the elder generation.
Although this method has never been proven to increase luck. It is still seen as a sign of dedication within the professional gambling scene, most notably amongst the elder generation.
- Wow look at that man over there, he's got
insane machine tapping skills!
- Yeah I know, he must have been doing this for
years.
insane machine tapping skills!
- Yeah I know, he must have been doing this for
years.
by Ameri Mohamed October 18, 2023
Get the Machine tappingmug. by Joe_mama_666999 April 19, 2022
Get the Meme machinemug. It was an awkward elevator ride from the 12th to 18th floor when the boss got on with me and the ghost in the machine.
by AbuEm July 10, 2023
Get the Ghost in the Machinemug. by Mother Licker October 31, 2007
Get the dice machinemug.