You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

Jump promote

• When a promotional company purposely tries to overshadow a competitor by offering there service's before there competitor in order to sway business there way

• When a promotional company offers there service's before there competitor without sufficient promotional backing to spite there competitor

The term is coined from 'jump the gun' which is a term used when an individual acts before the proper or appropriate time

It is not illegal but is not a desirable trait as a businessman and may deter other businessman from dealing with you and can be seen as a snake move

I think they're trying to 'jump promote' me to steal my customers

by Jump promote April 12, 2019

Dolphin Jumping

When the wind is blowing up on your dick and it looks like a dolphin

"Dude it was 105 degrees out and I was Dolphin Jumping so hard"

by ShayneT March 16, 2015

Jumping in triangles

When someone is anxious to proceed with plans but can't due to delays beyond their control.

The automation company is jumping in triangles to set up the machine, but they need the boxes to run through the automation. They are at a stand still.

by Rifle dropper June 24, 2014

Jumped Ship

Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs

"Oh, so rafa got the boot?"
"Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"

by Piel Ling October 22, 2009

Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).

Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.

by calmdownyoufuckingsjw March 02, 2016

Cuddle Jump

Noun/verb to intentially cuddle with a person as a stepstone before engaging in sexual relations

"Yo, the other day I was Netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with Susie."

"On our third date, Tylan totally cuddle jumped me."

by TomSmith13 October 20, 2015