Jordan

A big bitch, with a small penis. Who needs to play clash of clans more often. Quit the stupid for honour bull shit and start playing a real game. Also is a big cunt
by Beast lord steam bath March 28, 2019
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A gay looking guy who is actually not gay.
by Fb dbdjd JC November 12, 2019
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She's a Very Badass Girl. She doesn't open up to people like that. A very Sexy Body Curves Or No Curves still hot as shit.
Pretty Voice. Loyal,kind,Smart,Goofy ASF . She Cares About Her Fam And Friends So if You Fuckin Wit Dem You Fuckin Wit Her. She LOVES I MEAN LOVESSS Anime It Her Fav.She is Sassy At Times Too.She's Like Megan Thee Stallion Twin.
Jayla:Hey Jordan

Jordan:Hey Girl You Lookin Fine As A MF
Jayla:NAHHHH dat Is You
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Jordan is the kind of guy you'd invite to new years, but not to your family Christmas dinner, as your mother-in-law may find his interest in 1980's Canadian game shows a little strange. Jordans tend to be open minded dudes and are usually versatile bottoms. However, when interacting with a Mike they will always revert back to a power bottom, as god intended. If you are an ashy person, make sure to befriend a Jordan as he will always have moisturizer on hand (not sure why as the backs of his hands are always dry?). As for his preference, his seems to only date people from the African subcontinent.
"One would think there would be more workout noises coming from Jordan's room with all the equipment he brought"
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A word the whites now use as a substitute for the ‘n word’ as thinking they’re funny but they’re not .in fact they are just failed abortions.
“ This ‘Jordan’ is wildinn rn
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A cute ass boy that I’ll spend the rest of my life with :)))
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She/He is a person full of colors that can either be black to blue to yellow. They have so much clustered emotions that they need to let out. They usually are deep down a person that needs a hug.
"Help Jordan out they need a hug."
by oklovechild October 26, 2019
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