Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!
by Chris Miller March 23, 2023
by Akta September 10, 2021
by mixeoxlong January 16, 2023
Full Johnson is a way of life. Carrying yourself so upright, so erect. Just powering through life like a hard cock.
I was living lower than a flappy flaccid penis until I started going into life Full Johnson. It changed everything.
by @Scungilli_Man October 03, 2023
When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.
the girl that everyone sees but doesn’t really notice how amazing she is until you have actually gotten to know her. The type of girl you miss when you go from seeing her everyday to once in awhile. The person that will dance all crazy with you who will listen to your problems who will make fun of you when you fall on your face and who will do the splints for no reason just because. she’s crazy beautiful but also just plain simple crazy
sadie johnson will not stop talking about the office does she listen to any other kind of music other than glee
by josh stole my fish glasses October 04, 2019
by samjpohnson March 12, 2024