California Snowball Fight

A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this game, only very smelly and very pissed off victims.

It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.

Oh man, I got caught in the crossfire of a California snowball fight, and now I have the worst case of pink-eye EVER! Where the hell is my TV!!!

by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021

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Fight Hands

1. A show of passionate support or strong belief in a topic. Not an actual threat of violence.

2. To provide strong defense for a topic

Did you hear about that girl? She didn’t deserve that.

Nah, she deserved it. That’s something I’ll fight hands.

by Janeson April 10, 2023

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fighting life

fighting a life sentence; if convicted, will spend the rest of ones days behind the prison yard fences

Jacob: Where has Anthony been at?

Hunter: You didn't hear? He's fighting life, goes to trial next month

by writersoftheearthuniverse April 22, 2023

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bond fighting

two girls (related or non-related) who bitch @ each other for no reason then act like nothing had happen

"tell me how you really feel"
"we had our first bond fighting"

by BestBitch4Life September 20, 2011

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fight fire with gasoline

In the heat of an argument you react explosively!

Gloria: "your mother wears Army Boots"
Peter: "X!!@¥©... :( ...!!
Psychologist: "fight fire with gasoline"
loosely coined from DB's album Let's Dance "Cat People"

from femaleUudderrencce

by Spice cowboy January 13, 2023

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