ear bud

How you describe your friend from BrazilianJu Jitsu or the wrestling team with cauliflower ear so bad no one says anything about it. The description is usually for your friends who don't train but are grossed out by his deformed ears that look like pierogies stuck on the side of his head. This way they know exactly who you are talking about.

"I was out with my ear bud at the bar, and there were no takers. I have to pick a better wingman next time."

by Rudy Hobbes Calvin March 26, 2021

ear bang

an act of intercourse where the male flips the female on her side and proceeds to stick his penis inside her ear

officer I told him plz stop and no I don't want it but he ignored me and preceded to ear bang me

by Seans friend from school April 13, 2021

Michigan Ear penetrator

The act of sticking any size toe (preferably the big toe) in ones ear, and rapidly moving said to in and out

Jenna's ear hole got resized by the Michigan ear penetrator

by Mynameisyoy October 14, 2016

Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.

Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.

Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears

by Christophlak June 18, 2024

Ear Trash

Songs that just hurt other people’s ears

Hey Tom, you listen to suck ear trash

by NathanP0524 May 28, 2018

low set ears

brian mcgolpin has low set ears

brian mcgolpin has low set ears a sign off retardness

by foot of the club December 3, 2019

buzzing in my ear

when someone doenst shut the fuck up

Buzzing in my ear: Hey Rick can you stop buzzing in my fucking ear

by Ray Lafleur May 2, 2024