sleep face

when you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror to find that your face has not woken up yet.

I woke up 20 minutes ago but I still have sleep face!! my eyes are all droopy and i have blanket face

My sleep face needs to wake up! I have to go to class

He told me my sleep face looks like a sad turtle

by mahsita69 December 7, 2009

waffle-faced

Falling asleep or passing out infront of a computer where ones head is laying on the keyboard, the keys leaving a geometric pattern that resembles the imprint of a waffle.

Trying to Power level a character on World of Warcraft, Johnny passed out after day four later to awaken waffle-faced.

by Goldendale August 11, 2006

face cake

when receiving oral sex from a female, one ejaculates onto her face and she proceeds to light a cigarette without cleaning off the semen. while not necessary, it is encouraged to shout "happy birthday" whilst ejaculating. without cigarette, referred to simply as "icing" the cake.

My girlfriend ran out of menthols, so had to use one my smokes when I gave her her face cake last night.

by railgin October 1, 2012

yer face

Said after haha when you are insulting an ugly person. What some believe to be the highest form of witt, hummhummhumm, also others would disagree. Started from the ugliness of 'Eidy. Yer being the Dundonian for your, and face meaning the front of your head.

RRRRRRRRRRRR'Eidy yer ugly, HAAHAAAAA yer face!!!!!!

by Thommo January 10, 2005

bloody face

when your eatin a gurl out. and she starts her period in your mouth.

Dude i was eatin this gurl out last night and the bitch gave me a bloody face.

by Adam aka 1337 October 17, 2007

Barrel-Faced

When somebody gets killed by getting hit in the face with a barrel.

I was playing Half-Life: Deathmatch and I totally barrel-faced some noob.

by Zombiebot King September 23, 2009

Face-attention

(noun)- When someone updates their status and/or posts on their Facebook profile, and as a result, receives 10, or maybe even 100's of replies -yes it's possible- commenting on that very same status.

1. (Girl/boy thinking to herself) Hmm.. what should I post which will give me lots of Face-attention?

2. Wow I got 60 replies after posting a video of Kanye dissing Taylor Swift! Sweet! Face-attention! What I crave most!

3. I feel so unloved....no one ever gives me Face-attention!

by Peanutbuttersnaps October 3, 2009