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Problem child

by 459395 April 13, 2023
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Phoenix Baby/Child

stillborn bab(ies) (stillborn due to either by natural causes or medical negligence/malpractice) that is physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or is naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.

Also includes but not limited to Neonates, infants, babies, children who are pronounced clinically dead and are resuscitated physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or are naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.
Because of the medical negligence and carelessness of the attending 4th year resident, I was forced to beg and plead for her to just cut my over six years in the making IVF rainbow baby out of me and save them, as I was also made to listen to our baby die inside me. When they finally cut my baby out of me vie delayed emergency c-section, our baby was stillborn, but only because of a competent code team, our baby is alive today and there for is a Phoenix baby, as our baby suffered a suffocating death inutero and has risen from the ashes of their death a gorgeous Phoenix baby to be a testament of death, resurrection, and life to all!

Though we are proud of our Phoenix Baby’s ability to conquer death, we still mourn that our baby had to suffer death and suffer to live again, as it has been a huge catalyst for my family’s suffering, enduring & survival of my postpartum psychosis.

Please join us on our Phoenix baby/child parenting and continuing IVF journey @our_journey_to_yall on Instagram
by Phoenix Baby, Angelo’s Mhysa January 26, 2024
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legacy child

A legacy child is someone who only cares about technology and software from the era of skeuomorphism. They are usually extremely picky about this, and they tend to get into a lot of arguments due to how stubborn they are. As the name suggests, they are usually very childish, and many of them may straight-up be too young for the internet.
Legacy children will usually be seen with exclusively Windows 7 PCs, old Mac OS X machines, and iOS 6 devices, choosing only to use them despite the age and loss of functionality.
Yet another legacy child has joined our jailbreak Discord server, unsurprisingly getting warned three times and banned within a single day.
by CreatorJo June 26, 2024
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hello bitch child

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child slave

child slavery is also known as school, should not be legal, it's often excused of being edecation, but it's far worse.
yo bro wanna come see my new child slave I just copped yesterday, it's down in my basement
by homoalphamale January 6, 2022
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child

1 : have you seen my child joe?
2 : joe mama
by ME HAVE BIG ROBUX February 17, 2022
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child

by a person who loves cheese April 9, 2025
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