cards

A lovely volumptuous beast of a man, usually found in stockrooms grooming workers, lives with his mother at the age of 30, also is a complete virgin.

U know that Cards guy, he is a complete fat virgin

by husdifaoghuitgfh;gbrtiyghsdfix December 23, 2023

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Get the cardsmug.

Lesbian card

A move that women can do to shutdown men they aren't attracted to

Hey, you get her number?

nah, she pulled a lesbian card

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 18, 2023

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Get the Lesbian cardmug.

shark card

The main way to get gta online cash if you are lazy or impatient like me

I'm gonna buy a shark card in gta

by gage burks November 17, 2020

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Get the shark cardmug.

When someone justifies their frowned-upon, or even illegal, actions by comparing themself to Jesus disobeying the Roman Empire by spread his beliefs. The general idea is that if Jesus was doing the right thing by broke the law in order to spread the word of god, then it is already for them to break the law in order to <insert action here>.

"Sure, its illegal, but did that stop Jesus when the Romans said his mission was illegal???"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"

by Xavien35449510 February 2, 2024

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Uno reverse card

The Reverse card is a special card in the game of Uno that can change the direction of play. When played, it reverses the order of play, so that players must now play cards in the opposite direction than they were previously playing. For example, if players were playing clockwise before, they will now play counterclockwise, and vice versa.

Me:*harrasing my friend and saying no u*
My friend:*pulls out the uno reverse card*

by fjdjfoj December 30, 2023

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