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Paul's breakfast

Paul's Breakfast is an act of sounding your own penis with spaghetti carbonara and then sucking it out yourself
Maxim had a Paul's breakfast this morning and had a testicular torsion for the rest of the day
by bnhbao April 28, 2025
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Rainy Day Breakfast

A sexual act where a woman sucks the semen out of your erect penis while she is peeing into the toilet.
I gave my girlfriend a rainy day breakfast this morning.
by Patient420 June 19, 2025
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Park Ranger’s Breakfast

A Park Ranger’s Breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a lubricant during sexual intercourse ,then once both party’s have finished, a sprinkling of all purpose flour is added to the female genitalia, which should be hastily eaten hence fourth the park rangers breakfast
Mate I ate good this morning, Jane let me dine on a park ranger’s breakfast! I’m so full of man batter and discharge.
by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025
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Park rangers breakfast

A Park rangers breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a sexual lubricant for missionary position based sexual intercourse, once both party’s have finished a sprinkling of all purpose flour is applied to the female genitalia, hence fourth cunnilingus is performed completing the park rangers breakfast, bonus if the female is hairy like a bear.
Oh mate I gave Jane a proper seeing to the other night, she thanked my with a park rangers breakfast.
by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025
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A Crow's Breakfast

A random collection of things with no correlation.
Reaching into my pocket I found no money, only a crow's breakfast of odds, ends and trinkets.
by Señor Piñor November 8, 2025
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Boone County Breakfast

Cousin to an Irish Breakfast shot. The Boone County Breakfast uses Bourbon as the main ingredient.
The only thing I like more than the taste of my sistwr in the morning is a Boone County Breakfast
by MiketheMu January 4, 2026
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Boston Bay Breakfast

When your obese female spouse shits on your stomach and pounds her ass on it, making a pancake. Then you put her milk from her lactating titties in her ass and fuck her until it turns into butter and spread it on your pancake. Then she pisses on it as a final touch. Spreading it on your dick, then feeding it to her.
Blake's mom gave me the best Boston Bay Breakfast the other morning. Licking my lips all day.
by thebutterchurner January 7, 2026
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