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brandon castillo

hes a wonderful person. he has a big heart and deserves the world. he may have some short attention spans but he will listen to you always. he is always gonna be there for you unless you do something he doesn’t like. he don’t like when you do shit he don’t like.
by unicornmazer June 19, 2023
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Brandon

He is most likely to be gay but nice kind and sweet who has always got your back. He will have brown hair and brown eyes with Ariana Grandes friend. He will be the most popuarlest boy in school and have all the girls as friends.
Girl 1 hey brandon
Brandon hey
Girl 1 your so sweet and popular
by Hailey Reigh February 5, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is a very assured man. He portrays himself as confident, strong, and absolutely careless. He strives to be the type of person no one's met before. And he absolutely achieves that with his amazing humor and smarts. He is the funniest and wittiest person you'll ever meet. Still no matter how careless and goofy he seems, he works hard and won't stop until he's where he wanted to be. He's a very harsh but honest and loyal person. He will stick with you until he absolutely can't. Although he's so tough and intimidating, his heart softens for three people: his grandma, his significant other, and his future daughter. He believes he's the type of person to live alone, as he's been alone his entire life. He fears he doesn't know how to love and pushes himself away when he's scared he'll hurt you. He portrays himself as heartless, but he cares so much and he loves hard, he just doesn't know how to show it. Be patient with him. He's just a broken guy who doesn't know love. Wait and guide him through his anger and his stupid decisions, help him get where he needs to go and stick by his side. He's not someone worth losing. Be the one person to show him that he's not alone, show him real love. I love you asawa ko. Mahal kita sinta.
Person: hey who's that?
Person 2: that's Brandon, you should talk with him he's hilarious!
Person: he looks intimidating

Person 2: just trust me you wont regret it.
by Soni-chan May 24, 2024
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Brandon

Some dude that Trumpists really like for some reason
Brandon: Hey baby, you wanna know how wicked I am? I got a whole crowd chanting my name!

Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!

Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…
by Clutterofmass August 23, 2022
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Brandon Isabella

Just a massive cock. I haven’t been able to walk in 17 years since being graced by his enourmous shaft and I would do it again.

He cooka da pizza pie
Brandon Isabella stop that you’re my stepbro
by Jkey November 8, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon likes Stephanie.
by jefwh9EIYPRI43U5-UN;J November 28, 2021
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brandon bills$

Brandon Bills$ Is someone who will protect his family at all cost! Aka YOUR COST because he will sue the pants off of you especially if you embarrass him. He is one of those dudes that would show up to a bowling alley with boxing gloves instead of bowling shoes. He’s much like Leroy brown. When Brandon walks into a room his presence is so threatening, the entire room will jump him.
Julio: “Aye man, they are tossing some dude by the hair on the slippery lanes like he a bowling bowl!“

Lawyer: I wonder if they will be paying in cash, credit, or Brandon Bills$
by Holdmeclose February 24, 2022
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