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Jock on Block

When the male penis becomes hard unexpectingly.
"Man my girl was staring at me all funny and shit, I look down, and my jock on block."
by Shak - A - Million October 11, 2007
mugGet the Jock on Blockmug.

dawk-block

dawk-block, -noun
1. To be proven so intellectually and morally hypocritical and inferior that it deserves its own word.
ex.

Fundie: "Hey the Unversity of Oklahoma paid to have this evilutionist Christian-hating Richard Dawkins guy spout his science propaganda at my state school!"

Some guy: "What did he say to upset you? Nobody forced you to go to it did they? Evolution is not propaganda, its merely the best explanation for what we believe to be how man came to be. Feel free to invalidate it if you have the proof. I also think Richard Dawkins is a pretty nice guy. "

Fundie: "I don't know what he said because i would never believe the garbage he says. Whoever was in charge of deciding this should be shamed and removed from their position!" Other person: "I heard he waived all fees because it was a student audience...he even donated $5000 to Oklahomans for Better Science Education. I read on Pharyngular that Ben Stein billed $60k to that same university when he spoke there."

Some guy: "Ohhhhhhh -- you just got dawk-blocked."
by anon1175 April 12, 2009
mugGet the dawk-blockmug.

lot block

When you are parked in a near empty parking with no one directly infront of you, then someone pulls in that spot blocking your easy exit.
I went to the grocery store parking far away inorder get out quick right then someone pulls in, lot blocking me.
by Joe M July 5, 2009
mugGet the lot blockmug.

z-block

z-block = cock-block
by blockhead2012 October 20, 2009
mugGet the z-blockmug.

cock block

the infamous act of concealing a friends penis in cheez wiz in sake of being a total douche bag.
Justin Timberlake covered my dick with chees wiz and licked it off.... what a cockblock
by Vagina McVaginastein May 8, 2005
mugGet the cock blockmug.

ice block

When you are filling up your cup with the soda nearest to the ice dispenser and someone comes in and inconsideratly bumps your cup as they try to get ice before you are done filling your cup, resulting in you spilling your drink all over your hand.
Hey man i was filling up my cup and that douche bag totally just ice blocked me.
by DG 35 March 22, 2007
mugGet the ice blockmug.

block up

a mishap; bad luck
anywhere ranging from stealing to jumping someone for something they want
Person 1: look at that nigga with the new 16 gb ipod touch
Person 2: lets block up on him for it
by n-money February 5, 2009
mugGet the block upmug.

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