Cock Block

Someone who doesn't allow someone else to perform sexual intercourse by acts of word or action.

Also, when you get cut off from sexual intercourse by a friend. (Cock Blocked)

Noun and a Verb....

Noun - "Bill is such a fucking cock block. He was just jealous that I was mackin' dem hoes."

Verb - "Holy shit, that ugly ass monkey just cock blocked me and stole my lady."

by HyperWake777 March 30, 2009

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Troller's Block

When a person runs out of ideas for places to visit on the internet - email's been checked, no one's on facebook, etc. This can lead to staring blankly at your computer screens or resulting in visits to sites like chatroulette or 4chan, just to waste time.

Guy 1: ... *staring at computer screen*
Guy 2: Dude, you ok?
Guy 1: Yeah, I just have troller's block.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks. Have you tried lemonparty.com?
Guy 1: No, but I'm desperate, so I'll check it out.

Mindfuck ensues.

by OhGodYourSpelling August 31, 2010

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Jock on Block

When the male penis becomes hard unexpectingly.

"Man my girl was staring at me all funny and shit, I look down, and my jock on block."

by Shak - A - Million October 11, 2007

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z-block

The Z shaped villain of tetris.

z-block = cock-block

by blockhead2012 October 20, 2009

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cock block

the infamous act of concealing a friends penis in cheez wiz in sake of being a total douche bag.

Justin Timberlake covered my dick with chees wiz and licked it off.... what a cockblock

by Vagina McVaginastein May 8, 2005

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ice block

When you are filling up your cup with the soda nearest to the ice dispenser and someone comes in and inconsideratly bumps your cup as they try to get ice before you are done filling your cup, resulting in you spilling your drink all over your hand.

Hey man i was filling up my cup and that douche bag totally just ice blocked me.

by DG 35 March 22, 2007

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