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Brandon

To forcefully insert ones head into their own anus for the purpose of ingesting ones own fecal matter.
Hey guys...Let's go brandon.

(hey guys let's go stick our heads up our ass and eat shit)
by hassle hospital November 7, 2021
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Brandon

Verb.
To do unspeakable things to a close relative’s anal cavity. Later uses have been known to be a dog whistle the desire to procreate with a blood relative, often paired with the goal of bringing about a confederacy of dunces. Luckily these “dunces” are generally not aware that anal is not the best method of conception.

Also spelled as “Branden” by those less literate.
by Dick Shaun Harry November 12, 2021
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Brandon Zachary can't grow a beard. What an idiot
by LillieGazillie November 14, 2021
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brandon

the most finest person around. you see him in the hall, and no one looks at him, but someone in particular always notices him. he has colored hair, and always wears a hoodie. hes tall, and has a deepish voice. he doesn't talk much, but when you get to know him, he's your best from
girl: omg did you see that boy? he looked me in the eyes for like 5 seconds!! he is so fineee

girl's friend: yeah but girly are you sure, his hair looks dry and you haven't seen him without his mask

girl: you just cant see his true colours. did you know his name?

girl's friend: yeah its brandon
by banana teehee November 19, 2021
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Brandon

brandon fucksss
by brandog69696 November 20, 2021
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The name Brandon, came down from many different generations with the significance of pride and love. However, now as time changes the name is loses most significance. The name Brandon, as it stands today, mean gay and loving for mean. People who have this name either play video games every day up to a point where they get grounded and stop playing. They also like to act very gay around people, forgetting that he is a man. People with this name were probably dropped as an infant due to the future consequences they go through as they grow up. Brandons' usually have a max penis size of 3.5 inches. However they grow up to be around 6 feet tall in height.
If you ever encounter yourself near a Brandon, run because he will most likely give you a kiss on the mouth and rape you.
by oKAY butSER November 20, 2021
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He was so Brandon when he saw that bar-b-que.
by Elcuhhhh October 10, 2021
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