fruit body

Someone who is a small package of fruit. Not quite a meat body but fruitier than a nut body.

Christian Daley is a fruit body.

by James permain February 7, 2017

Fresh fruit

When someone just comes out of the closet

Brendan is fresh fruit

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023

Fresh fruit

When someone just comes out of the closet, but they don’t realize that they’ve actually been gay there entire life

Brendan is fresh fruit

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023

Fruit pie

Something you call a gay ginger, not because you hate him, (most likely) but it’s because they have red hair and you know what’s red? Cherry pie/ fruit pies. Cherry pies are pretty fucking good just like ginger kids’ cocks! -Jared from subway.

Brendan’s a fruit pie.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 11, 2023

fruit straw

it literally has no god damn meaning jodie

eden: fruit straw
jodie: haha another phrase that is of course meaningless

by the fruit straw boy September 21, 2019

Fruit Lu-pe

An absolute nut head but the most adorable smol bean you’ll meet. She’s cute, smart and an absolute amazing person, I’m so happy to call her mine.

Fruit Lu-pe will you marry me?

by Drizella Kokane January 16, 2019

Artificial Fruit

A straight man who acts gay. He has many platonic female friends, he may do theater or dance, and generally gives off a gay vibe BUT he likes chicks.

Opposite: Bromosexual

Bro 1: You does John have a boy friend?
Bro 2: Nah, man he's artificial fruit.
Bro 3: No shit?

by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 4, 2013