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Fast And Dumb

People Are Fast But Also Very Dumb as the world is falling down into bits. Everyday our brain's go smaller by two percent thanks to you. Look when people say thay smart, they really not you see people need to fix the earth and leave experiments behind.
"To The Fast And Dumb People! Please Leave Earth NOW!!!"
by Brobly McFlurry November 13, 2019
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Dumb Ways to Die

A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
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Dumb

Dumb is an adjective to describe if something is stupid or not intelligent to do. Or that your brains capacities are very low. This word is mainly used to insult or make fun of other people.
People say Gerald is dumb as he ate an apple he found in the bin
by excrement eater 69 March 2, 2022
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Dumb Nut

Your a dumb nut.
by Fungus monkey June 25, 2023
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Dumb Zeb

When a ginger kid acts like he's straight but everyone knows he isn't
1: did you hear about that ginger kid who's straight?
2: yeah he's a dumb zeb
by Groovyishot March 8, 2023
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Dumb

(of an individual) devoid of speech, usually due to congenital deafness.
He was blind, deaf, and dumb from birth.
by Arminkshipper July 7, 2024
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dumb law

Outdated laws that seem silly, but are still rules and regulations in the United States.
A dumb law in Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church
by Loretta621 March 12, 2012
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