canadian tourettes

the act of compulsively apologizing, even when it is considered unnecessary.

canadian: "ooh i'm soory"
american: "stop saying that"
canadian: "...soory"
american: "stop!"
canadian: "I can't help it, my Canadian tourettes is acting up."

by yrsolame January 20, 2023

Canadian Apple picker

A hillbilly boy with a love for apples

Oh hey it's a Canadian apple picker

by Mr.bigboyyyyyy December 12, 2020

The Canadian Cart

The Shop That Eats Its Competitors For Breakfast.

"Oh Hey.. Have You checked the Canadian Cart"

"yeah those guys.. Been giving other shops a run for their money"

by Stranger Danger Son November 23, 2021

Canadian flag

When your Canadian boss loves a certain sales rep so much, even the mention of their name makes him pop a boner as red as the maple leaf on the Canadian flag

That rep must have called, the boss's Canadian flag is at full mast waving in the wind

by mong005e June 18, 2019

Canadian Tesla

An actor in English language television portraying a historical figure from Europe who doesn’t even bother to try an accent.

As in: Several episodes of The Murdoch Mysteries (Canadian tv series) tv series where the actor playing Nikola Tesla doesn’t have even a hint of an Eastern European accent. A ladle of irony that the character is played by an actor named Dmitry Chepovetsky!

That guy playing Louis VIV is a Canadian Tesla

by Slicenic July 25, 2021

Canadian Lumba Ratus

The Canadian Lumba Ratus is a slang word in the east of Canada regarding a hill billy who has a disliking to showers and the washing of clothing. They’re people who are unclean and known for rudeness.

Ryan: I’m a grown man and I have the rights to not shower or wash my clothing. I don’t need anyone else’s opinions!

Jax: Alright you Canadian Lumba Ratus…

by The Amazing Brooke November 20, 2022

Canadian Breakfast

The Canadian Breakfast is a meal a Canadian consumes after hunting in a creek. It generally consists of a beaver's beaver, and a Nanaimo bar. Usually consumed with literal bog-water as a beverage to wash it down.

Oliver: Hey Benjamin, what'd you have for breakfast today?

Benjamin: I had a hearty Canadian breakfast...

by Frickin' Canadian March 23, 2023