A dump so large, or so necessary, and so relieving as to have you walk away from the can smiling and saying "OMG, what a great dump, I feel like a new man." Hence, a "new man dump."
After eating at Taco Joe's last night, then a few drinks at the bar afterwards, plus a midnight snack, I took a New Man Dump this morning. I felt so good I am still smiling.
by Sr Bolsa Buena September 13, 2021
Get the new man dump mug.A crap so pungent it requires you to warn the next bathroom user. The warning should include a reason for the rating.
"Be careful, I just took a PG-13 dump in there. It was rated for mild violence and suggestive themes."
"Your child will require parental supervision as the PG-13 dump I just took is still lingering."
"Your child will require parental supervision as the PG-13 dump I just took is still lingering."
by Bourko Slowski April 23, 2008
Get the PG-13 dump mug.The tragedy of an extremely pretty girl whose beauty is horribly marred by dumpy, flabby, 90 year old woman titties to the extent that her otherwise banging body is completely ruined. The most frustrating thing is you'll only discover she's a total dump job after having invested considerdable time and resources into courting her. It is an unwritten rule amongst men that Total Dump Jobs are outed whenever and where ever they are encountered.
by Zither November 24, 2009
Get the Total Dump Job mug.When you drink a coffee at the opportune moment before leaving the house or embarking on a long journey; utilising the laxative powers of the coffee to time the perfect dump in the comfort of a clean, working toilet.
Friend -Aw man, I really need to blow my rear load but someone chundered all over the toilet
Wiser Friend -Duuude, why didn't you smash a tactical coffee dump back at Leroy's place?
Friend -Sheeiiiiiiit
Wiser Friend -Duuude, why didn't you smash a tactical coffee dump back at Leroy's place?
Friend -Sheeiiiiiiit
by nron_hubbard November 16, 2015
Get the Tactical Coffee Dump mug.The double monster dump, abbreviated DmD, is where you dump so big that your dump comes out of the john and takes another dump on top of your dump.
by P 4 Lyfe August 11, 2018
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This syndrome was discovered by real scientists A.L. and J.S. after learning that the common man who gets rejected by a fairly attractive girl then ends up dating a psychical or mental monstrosity despite his friends interventions. This syndrome is named after the original subject, D.P.
"So he got dumped by Amanda Tapping, and now he's dating the Blob? He has a case of the Dumped Psycho Syndrome!"
-Any normal guy.
-Any normal guy.
by Jay Suntarus April 24, 2008
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