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Tony

Tony's have the sexiest voice you'll ever hear. Very likely to be tall. A well-groomed man. A force to be reconned with. Tries to scare you and sometimes succeeds. Very lovely but can also can be an asshat. Will ask you why yours thighs are out everywhere if you're wearing ripped jeans. Has thunderthighs himself. Will ask you to arm wrestle.
Friend: Hey Tony, wanna come hang out.

Tony: *in low voice* yeah of course bbg.
by tsham April 5, 2024
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Toni

The best girl to ever exist!

She may seem reserved but she’s the most genuine person you’ll ever meet, if you are her current best friend, you are one lucky person because she’ll always give you advice and while still having a good time :)
Toni is so pretty
by slater4lyfer November 24, 2021
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Tony

When you have sex with a girl and out of the blue and hunt you for your sexy body that they can't resist. Last year five tony's died from having sex with too many girls at once. Back in Christian time most people would rename god as Tony as the meant it fit better.
Guy: hi my name Is Tony
Girl: holy smokes plz stack me and my mom
by Antondenfede February 1, 2022
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Ol’ Tony

Ol’ Tony is one of many nicknames of a cowboy who is named Anthony or Tony. He is a risk taker and is nice to the ladies, he is a lone drifter and is probably armed to the teeth and if on his bad side, he will see you but you won’t be able to see him until your ass is kicked. He loves horses and wants to develop a relationship with every horse he meets even if he doesn’t own them. He is an outdoorsman and prefers to piss outside than in a bathroom. He love it when his adrenaline is pumped and is usually the the cowboy that will be on the back of a bucking bronc. He loves to rodeo regardless of making 8 seconds or getting his ass bucked off. He loves the Old West and is a cowboy poet and balladeer. He like many cowboys will do anything in his power to keep the Western way of life alive. He doesn’t take kindly to bossiness unless it is his boss giving him orders. Here is the type of guy that would be outside 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year and he loves American West.
Ol’ Tony couldn’t imagine life if it ain’t on horseback m.”
by Cowboy of no name November 20, 2023
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TheLongshot/Toni

TheLongshot, also known as Toni, is a common term used for amazing FIFA players and Strela specialists. TheLongshots/Toni's pride themselves at standing tall against racism. Toni originated from Italy, although lately Dutch Toni's are taking over. It is unlikely that there are other foreign Toni's, although there may be Toni wannabe's that have similar characteristics.

FIFA Toni's can be recognised by having Orsic, Morientes or many AC Milan players in his team. It is very likely that they will score a lot too.
Person A: "Dude this guy subbed in Orsic in the 65th minute and he's already scored a hat-trick against me"
Person B: "Then I guess you're playing a TheLongshot/Toni"

Person A: "Wow I just got killed by a Strela"
Person B: "I guess we're in a Toni lobby. Stay away from vehicles guys"

Person A: "I just received hateful messages on XBOX"
Person B: "Well, we know for sure that can't be Toni"
by NotTheLongshot November 24, 2021
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tony meat

The penis of a man who beats off to murder porn.
Jake's tony meat is very raw since the day he discovered murder porn.
by Rena Billy October 28, 2013
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Tony

Has a B.A.D. (Big Ass Dick). Fucks a lot of girls and has a lot of swag. Fun to be with and always shows a good time hahah. Ladies refer to him as the best of their life and really cool.
Damn, Tony can I slob on your knob?
Tony is 88 percent Italian and 12 inches black.
by pimpdaddydilf69 March 1, 2018
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