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Tony Science

A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day
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The best science, it will definitely work

"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day"
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Tony

A guy with a small cock. Radiating small cock energy.
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Tony Stark

Hym "Tony Stark isn't self-made. He's a byproduct of nepotism and in one of the later storylines it's revealed that he is also the byproduct of some kind of deal with Mephisto and he's actually a clone of the Strak's real more intelligent son who was crippled at birth and lived in a basement his entire life."
by Hym Iam June 8, 2025
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Toni

I LOVE TONI SO MUCH, ID DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING FOR HER OML, I NEED HER TO BE MINE, LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING IF I CANT HAVE TONI
Luv you toni-me
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Ol’ Tony

Ol’ Tony is one of many nicknames of a cowboy who is named Anthony or Tony. He is a risk taker and is nice to the ladies, he is a lone drifter and is probably armed to the teeth and if on his bad side, he will see you but you won’t be able to see him until your ass is kicked. He loves horses and wants to develop a relationship with every horse he meets even if he doesn’t own them. He is an outdoorsman and prefers to piss outside than in a bathroom. He love it when his adrenaline is pumped and is usually the the cowboy that will be on the back of a bucking bronc. He loves to rodeo regardless of making 8 seconds or getting his ass bucked off. He loves the Old West and is a cowboy poet and balladeer. He like many cowboys will do anything in his power to keep the Western way of life alive. He doesn’t take kindly to bossiness unless it is his boss giving him orders. Here is the type of guy that would be outside 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year and he loves American West.
Ol’ Tony couldn’t imagine life if it ain’t on horseback m.”
by Cowboy of no name November 20, 2023
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Tony

an incredibly gay man, the fruitiest name to exist
hey look at that guy, he's such a Tony.
by kuniikiida November 21, 2023
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