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RECURSIVE COMPRESSION THEORY

A theory that says reality from matter to minds to memes evolves through repeated cycles of compression. Each layer condenses the previous one, creating shortcuts, symbols, and versions of versions. Consciousness shows up when something can compress itself while modeling the world.
“TikTok shows the recursive compression theory in action: a 10-minute idea crushed into 20 seconds that spawns another remix that spawns another trend.”
by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions November 5, 2025
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Sam’s Theory

3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k
“Did you hear a drummer did that for money?”

“Yeah I heard they’re calling it Sam’s Theory”
“Is that the one where 3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k??”
“Yeah dude I think that’s the one
“Chills dude… Chills”
by boxes507 November 7, 2025
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Recurve Theory

When someone is jerking off, and their ejaculation lands in their face/mouth. Self facial.
Yo! Did you hear how weston did recurve theory!
by UPIC November 8, 2025
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Portal theory

The act of shooting one’s sperm, breaking the speed of sound and ripping black hole, teleporting down into one’s mouth and “accidentally” swallowing it.
Yo did you hear that Logan believes in Portal theory.
by El Choso November 8, 2025
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Recurve Theory

A theory of when one is jerking off, and their ejaculation bounces, or recurves off the wall, and lands in their face/mouth.
Yo bro, did you hear how Weston recurve Theoryed!
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Recurve Theory

A theory of when one is masturbating, and when they ejaculate, their nut recurves backwards, and gets on their face/in their mouth.
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Straight Up Theory

The act of pointing ones genitalia straight into ones mouth “accidentally” and then ejaculating.
I believe Kanye West subscribes to Straight up theory recently
by El Choso November 8, 2025
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