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Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.
Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023
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trash pump

that wack-ass mumble rapper, that was retarded af to decline acceptance to Harvard, thinking that he's smart n' shit.
" Man, i hate that bitch-ass trash pump. Saying that he's saving the rap game, like we don't have enough mumble rappers to hate."
by tree-some October 15, 2017
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Lil Pump

If two unicorn cousins fucked each other and gave birth to a baby with a bunch of birth defects. He became famous by saying Gucci Gang for 2 minutes but now is losing popularity. Usually listened to by a bunch of confused middle schoolers.
Kid 1: ooooh shiit did you hear Lil Pump's new fucking song?

Kid 2: ah shit, it was fucking dope. ESKEEEEIIITT
by `1234567890oiuy54321` August 19, 2020
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Yabby pump

The art of giving someone a flogging by using the un dominant hand to hold them by the collar and giving them a jab with the dominant hand
He disrespected the Misso so I gave him a couple yabby pumps
by Alpha 123 March 1, 2024
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Pump

Basically a boner for your whole body after lifting heavily in the gym. The climax of your workout
Yo dude, check out my sick pump! I need some lighting to take a cream worthy pic for Instagram.
by Spearsipoo July 14, 2022
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throat pump

Getting to the point of climax and then violently inserting your penis into a woman's throat pumping it with ejaculate.
Mayn, I wish I could come over but I already got plans to throat pump Shaunty.
by Gotcum? May 8, 2020
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Pump nigga

A pump nigga is a nigga who pumps milk from cows. Also term for being someone's bitch.
Man he's being a pump nigga for this girl.
by Niggasfolyfe December 6, 2016
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