by Wibly October 22, 2008
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Get the Baby girl mug.The act of repeatedly whispering a word or series of words into a the ears of a small child preferably between the ages of 1 and 1 and a half. One can tell it is working when the child has a blank stare on his face - his eyes are peering off into the distance not really focused on any particular thing and his mouth is open slightly as if he is about to drool. Particularly useful if one seeks to one-day rule the world.
Can be performed on both males and females, though females tend to be more susceptible to the brainwashing.
Can be performed on both males and females, though females tend to be more susceptible to the brainwashing.
Hey Manny why does Isabella have that blank stare on her face, and why is her mouth open slightly as if she's about to drool? Oh wait... dude Rafael is brainwashing your baby!
I will implement the technique of baby brainwashing to one day rule the world!
I will implement the technique of baby brainwashing to one day rule the world!
by Leafarzarian June 25, 2009
Get the baby brainwashing mug.The dried-out, hardened remains of sperm that collects, along with hair and dirt, at the bottom of the bath drain. Depending on how many males in your household that partake in masturbation while bathing, enough "stones" can be built up to prevent adequate drainage in as little as one week. Baby stones can also be found in sink drains.
"Today I had to clean out the bath drain, there were enough baby stones in there to choke a donkey."
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Get the baby proof mug.What a boy calls his girlfriend, she is generally shy( sometimes) also sexy, cute and amazzing. He will often care for her alot as she is his world, also he may of been very lucky to get her.
by Albert and Venus March 29, 2011
Get the Baby Girl mug.a term used for females who had a baby by a guy that does not claim them, hence, THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER. a lot of girls, namely wiggers/wigger bitches think it's cute to be a dude baby mama and proudly brag about it and try to attach "wifey" along to the title. this is a key sign of a fake bitch who aint from the ghetto but just tryna be down usin the word completely out of context. once you're a baby mama, THAT'S IT. you're nothing more. it's not a compliment. yall aint special. or else you wouldn't be referred to as a baby mama. havin a dude baby don't mean you have some sort of significance in his life. and him referring to you as his baby mama is just his way of sayin he don't love you and will dread the next 18 years and regrets that night 9 months ago.
he got a baby with her, but he aint claimin her so she aint wifey or no one special, she just a baby mama.
by XxTheIceQueenxX December 9, 2008
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