jake gyllenhall

a stupid old bitch who broke taylor swift heart and stole her scarf🧣

“Oh my, look at the cunt over there.”
“Oh, that’s just Jake Jiggle-my-balls!”
“Who?”
“Jake Gyllenhall, he broke taylor’s swifts heart and is a nasty ass rat, who, and i quote, “and the punchline goes, you get older but your lovers stay my age!” (Taylor Swift, All too Well TMV)

by speaknowtv November 22, 2021

Jake Paul

A lying, idiotic, fake-ass YouTuber that mind-controlled a bunch of 10 year-olds to worship him.

Yo man! Jake Paul just lied about being married to Erika Costell!

by Fifi A. November 22, 2017

jake thrupp

An Australian beauty who is best friends with Cody Simpson, surfs and has a hot body

Becky, who is that surfer?
Oh that's jake thrupp!

by omgboys June 30, 2014

Jake Le

A really sexy and athletic little Asian kid that gets coochie. He makes the girls wet as if they just ran through Niagara Falls.

Damn look at Jake Le over there I wish I can get a piece of him

by Sisterfister January 13, 2019

Jake Shaffer

A meanie butthole who will try to control your life and act "depressed" and has sex with fat red heads. Do not date a jake ladies or gentlemen

OMG! He is such a jake shaffer! Don't trust him.

by Lindyt33 November 16, 2018

Jake Estrada

A queerish fag that likes to take big black cock up his anal. A very small micro penis is added to the body with a hair cut that looks like a lesbian. Jake is also a lesbo. He also has a M.I.L.F. as a mother who's name is Tina and she is very sexy

Jeff: "Look at that kid, he's sucha "Jake Estrada"
Billy: " I know, no one talks to him and he has no friends.

by The Zipper69 January 1, 2012

jake-talk

Jake-talk is a term used when one goes into great depth, technically, during a conversation or an argument. It's usual use is to analyze (or, perhaps, over analyze) the other persons point by picking specific points of detail from said persons argument and exploiting those points for their flaws. For the icing on the cake, the jake-talk is usually italicized so that it can stand out, thus proving it's importance in the argument.

Person A: "There is no point in banners."
Jake-talk: "quote"There is no point in banners."/quote "iThere is a point in banners, otherwise they wouldn't exist!/i"

by RaistlinDark1 April 2, 2008