Tony

A braindead dumb kid who has no life but has a heart. He is a smart person but acts like retarded kid around others. He’s always thinking about girls and always get jealous of his friends whenever they hang out him. Jealousy is his motivation to succeed in school.

Tony The best even tho he has lacks confidence with the girls sadly for right now.

by tony meh November 24, 2021

TONY VALENTI

An Italian who enjoys riding on the back of a Vespa while wrapping his arms around a burly man with chest hair.

Also enjoys performing sex acts on a fresh baked baguette.

That Tony Valenti sure can throat that bread loaf.

by Professional Researcher July 3, 2023

Tony Science

A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day

What is Tony Science?
The best science, it will definitely work

"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day"

by Sparrow 10/05/2025 May 8, 2025

tony hou

A fat kid who loves Chinese poems, and cannot speak English. He plays too many Chinese games online, and he masturbates to the gameplay of candy crush and csgo. He has a fat dick, and it is a chode, and he loves to suck his own balls until he comes exactly 27 times.

Why are you being such a Tony!
Ohhh Myyy Goddd, you suck me just like a Tony Hou!!
Yasss, Tony Hou get it

by TonyHou is sexy February 15, 2020

Toni

Best, coolest, samartest and most beautiful person. He loves basketball, music, and follows nba like it's his religion,
Competitive and creative, every single girl has a crush on him, hot af. Respectful.
And his love is always girls whose names begin with C,T,S and end with E,A,Y.

"Hot?, you mean Toni?"
"Who is that guy?, he didn't miss a single basket since he ebtered this game, yeah, that's toni!"
"Look how lucky she is, she's with toni"

by Twslly November 23, 2021

Tony Deep

When a female is icked by a man due to them being too deep

What don't you want to see me again!? Was I too Tony?
He was too Tony deep for me

by TonyDee August 26, 2023

Tony Goldwyn as Gordon Gray

Scandal in the White House to Oppenheimer in the war room, Goldwyn's Gordon Gray knows power plays yo!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Goldwyn doing these days?

Person 2: Tony Goldwyn as Gordon Gray in Oppenheimer, power never changes man!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023