Child of the lord

A child of the lord is one who does not sin. (Or suck dick) This child has opened their heart to Jesus Christ to guide her through all the bullshit he put her throughin the first place.

SYNONYMS: child of god

Savannah

Child of jesus

This child of the lords name is savannah.

by Savannah aka c.o.t April 20, 2017

Lord Of Cucks

When your friend purposely gets you killed in a video game in the most cucking way possible.

Hey henry, the door is over there . The killer left so hurry and escape, I’ll escape theough this hatch here.......what are you.... why are you running towards me and not the door * killer behind him stabs me*. You’re a fucking Lord of Cucks.

by StonedSamuri February 26, 2018

Sweat-Lord

Someone like gamer getrobed or plays Yu-Gi_Oh! at 4 am while violently rocking back and forth and possibly foaming at the mouth as they shout at a game that doesn't have voice chat, getting spit all over their screen.

Honey it's 4am can you ask the neighbors sweat-lord kid to keep it down, he must have almost won a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament again.

by Your Farther November 20, 2023

tipi lord

Tipi lord is when you slap your cock on her pussy a few times to make sure there’s nothing else in there

I tipi lorded her pussy

by dont dab July 5, 2020

Gay lord

Dawson is a gay lord because he fucks guys online for fun

Me: is that Dawson the gay lord?
Random: yes he slept with my boyfriend and cheated on his girlfriend

by I love Jake October 7, 2019

Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.

"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."

by Friggyodon January 27, 2015

Loop Lord

A person who watches the same TV show or movie or listens to the same song an unreasonable amount of times.

Tyrone is such a Loop Lord. He's played that song like six times in a row now.

by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022