Penguin who can fly

Calling someone a penguin who can fly is like saying you existence should be meaning they are to advanced for humanity it is used in a positive way

How do you do that your like a penguin who can fly!

by Cy_ January 2, 2021

I can fap to this febuary

lower your horny standards after january

Friend: hey dude look at this photo of my mom
You: Good thing it's I can fap to this febuary!
You: That turned me on!!!!

by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022

trash canned cake bag

your brother boasting about how ripped they are

brother: look at my six pack
you: shut up you trash canned cake bag

by lil pepe's lil brother June 4, 2018

can I get a piece

1. A sexual inquisition.
2. Also a request for props typically immediately following a success of some sort.

Can I get a piece of that ass?

by Giganerd April 24, 2004

i can go to sleep

I can review it for you :)

Mom: "I can go to sleep."
Kid: Ohh! Thank you for agreeing to review my work.
Sleep = work

by Dea Sapientiae January 6, 2021

Watching Trash Cans Dry

It's like watching paint dry, but smells like ass usually. Also beware of abbundance of free time.

Boss: What did you get done?
Worker: It was like watching trash cans dry?
Boss: What?
Worker: You know what I mean.
Boss: They are still wet though.
Worker: Exactly that's why I've been smoking for the last 5 hours I don't know why they take so long.

by Tyranid5 August 17, 2011

Batty hole can¢er

Only girls with the initials EB can grow this special type of can€er this is usually developed by eating large amounts of horse shite and also contracted by eating the end bit of a zoot ( the stingy Rodger)

EB:Ayo pass the stingy Rodger mayte

MC: no cause you’ll eat it again doctor said to lay off of eating zoots cause yk batty hole can¢er!

by Jplsoskssk October 28, 2021