swiftie

someone who annoys the hell outta you whenever taylor swift releases a new album, which is quite frequent nowadays. can’t blame these people though, you’d annoy everyone too if you start listening to taylor’s music, which is also, a very common thing to do as her music is played literally everywhere. you live under a rock if you haven’t listened to her music. this definition is also being written by a swiftie so dislike it and you’ll be deemed to have a shitty music sense.

taylor swift is grateful for all her fans, they call themselves swifties!

by I Love Kinna November 23, 2021

swiftysexual

Someone who is only sexually attracted to Taylor Swift

Person: Hey you’re kind of cute
Me: Sorry i’m swiftysexual
Person: What’s that?
Me: I’m saving all my love for mommy T-Swift

by wisid dnd November 25, 2021

Swiftlier

Faster than fast, my guy. Fast fast = swiftlier.

The fastest snail is swiftlier than the fly.

by Snailsareswag December 6, 2021

Switch

A fake possession in sex used by non-homo people who want to feel as if they are part of the alphabet mafia

Hey did you hear sammy is a switch?

yea mean she’s not part of the mafia no more?

by rip me 1847 December 26, 2021

swiftsyy

a person with a very big cock

hey swiftsyy your cock is looking extra large today

by Swiftsyy December 29, 2021

swiftsyy

a person with a large ass cock

hey man, is that a swiftsyy?

by Swiftsyy December 29, 2021

swift clip

j schafe's favourite past time

we are just gonna whip out a swift clip

by wicknallballs January 7, 2022