St. Virts

Patron Saint of the inept. The epitome of patience and apathy. Circa 1275 - Wertzburg, Germany.

"St. Virts:Hairest of the saints"
"St. Virts: Giver of safey helmets and harnasses"
"St. Virts of the guffaw"

by Jennifer Virts March 4, 2008

St kitts

Short for St cathrines, a shitty city full of crackheads and wannabe toronto mans

Lamar- Ayo dre you tryn slide to that merriton yutes crib in st kitts??
Dre- nah fahm thas a waste yute

by ahhhhhhsnrindnx July 29, 2022

st johns park

A place where gangers go to have orgys

Hey, let’s go St johns Park, i heard Miss Mag is going to be there

by anonymous June 20, 2023

st patrick’s school

rich ass bitches that think they’re all that. mostly all of the girls are flat as fuck. there’s really only a few that a thicc. they say they love eachother, but they really only like the elkhorn kids. mostly all are sluts and dumb asf

“i go to st patrick’s school”- girl

“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy

“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl

by xoxo elkhorn boy October 2, 2019

ST MATH

its a living hell in which a stupid penguin needs our help to MOVE!!!!!!!!!! And we have to do it for 20 mins. a day!

st math is stupid

by stmathsucks May 3, 2022

St. Christopher's Necklace

Similar to a pearl necklace but given to you as a child by your dad or uncle.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.

Everytime he unhooked the chain, he remembered clearly, the smells of his drunken father's breath as he gave him his first St. Christopher's Necklace

by Gabe Dertz May 19, 2021

St Ambrose Barlow swinton

A school where teachers don’t care if u get sa but do care if u don’t have ur blazer and Some yr 10s will try and be like road men but just cringe instead

What school do u go

St Ambrose Barlow swinton

Bet u get touched

I do

by Hehdheuehehbdjdjfud July 13, 2023