ground shorts

A half smoked cigarette found on the ground by homeless people. Also known as a "sussdown".

You see that bum over there lookin for ground shorts?

by Grizzly Wadams July 24, 2017

Short

A short is usally a person named Elias and is under average height

Bro, Elias is so short

by PoopMaster4206969696 April 27, 2022

Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.

.

Person 343: Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

''National Slide tackle the short friend day''

On November 22 you can slide tackle your short friend.

''National Slide tackle the short friend day''Is were you can slide tackle the short friend.

by National Holiday board November 21, 2024

Short midget

A midget That likes to watch midget porn

Damn Look at it its watching midget porn!
Tonya look at tat short midget its watching porn!

by JimmyJhonny556 February 28, 2022

Short

me

short means being a fucking loser

by qlms September 4, 2023

Eat short people month

As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.

YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.

Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!

by Thornebon October 12, 2022