Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.

Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.

by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022

Ghost Recon Breakpoint player

A man who never touches grass, because they are too busy playing a fake military game. They could play all the other games but chose breakpoint. They probably don’t take showers, and they are likely gooner. Do not approach.

“Oh he is a ghost recon breakpoint player I just know that dude smell funky”

by Annonwhe January 10, 2024

Super. important. Minecraft. player.

Someone who is cracked at Minecraft and is god at Mining away

He’s such a super. Important. Minecraft. Player. lets go make baba with him

by Who’sCandice? December 14, 2021

kiss a football player day

October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!

“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”

by helonat0 October 2, 2021

player's shower

Is when you use deodorant instead of an actual shower to cover your smell.

Fritz was on his way to a booty call when realizing that he stank he took a quick player's shower before seeing her.

by Daene July 7, 2009

Playerness

The inner essence of a player. Controls whether a person is a player or not, regardless of whether you're trying or not. Can be taught with the right teacher.

Girl/Guy: "You're such a player!"

Guy/Girl: "I am not! I haven't even begun to try to be one of those!"

Girl/Guy: "Yes.....you are!"

Guy/Girl: "Must be an inside thing...something like "playerness.""

by Johnson_D March 16, 2011

Star Player

Supposedly the player with the best performance in one Brawl Stars game, but really it's just the R-T your Mortis random tried to kill during the entire game

Person 1: "Hey I managed to carry that game despite the fact that Mortis kept feeding the enemy R-T"
R-T: (is star player)
Person 1: "Is one mastery point short of Gold III mastery"

by Guyfromtotaldrama May 28, 2023