Straddle Piss

Straddle Piss is when a girl wants to experience peeing on the toilet like a guy, but doesn't want to pee everywhere-so she sits down straddling to toilet and pees. Remarkably the pee comes up extremely fast and forceful-Straddle Piss.

Hey have you ever tried to Straddle Piss? It's freakin sweeet!

by ChaChaBueno July 28, 2009

piss flaps

Large,hanging pussy lips.

"Her piss flaps were so big she needed to use suspenders to keep from shiting in 'em."

by reggiefloyd March 2, 2009

piss-poor

See Piss poor

no example

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

pissed off

Extremely angry. Especially on a Friday when I'm in a good mood!

Quit it. I'm starting to get a little pissed off now.

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

piss cold

when your to cold for words

its piss cold im freezing my nips off

by libz an em June 11, 2006

piss hell

A statement of frustration, like damnit. Only more vigorous and meaningful

I said ot one day when I was pissed at james for being a jackweed

Piss hell james, unfee your schedual, and quit being a jackweed.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

Piss Pads

Incontinence Pads for the elder Female; used for non-control of piss track, leaves sweet Lavender smell instead of old stale piss, can be used as dashboard wipes, extremley absorbant for all domestic uses.

"Ahhh.. Joe dont you be forgetting my piss pads when you go Netto's, my Bloody Knickers are soiled"

by Glory Piss October 1, 2006