When being drunk as a skunk is taken to the next level & can no longer describe your state of drunken shenanigans! Typically occurs during epic nights at Jake's Bar in the Dub-C. Gettin' wasted while slammin' down $1 beers and continuously & sporadically shouting out "skunk-asssssss drunk!!" to your homies. Dwayne just stands behind the bar shaking his head, adjusts his wristbands, smooths out his fu manchu, pours another beer, flips you off, tells you to go fuck yourself, grins like a son-of-a-beoootch!
Rush- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Rush- "I just put $5 in the juke box! 20 throw-back jams!!"
Niner- "Fuck you Dwayne!! Gimme another highlife & a shot of Jack!!"
Rush- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Rush- "I just put $5 in the juke box! 20 throw-back jams!!"
Niner- "Fuck you Dwayne!! Gimme another highlife & a shot of Jack!!"
Rush- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"
by rush4psu October 8, 2014
Get the skunk-ass drunkmug. The level of drunkenness that you're only dumb enough to achieve every four years or so. Utterly shattered. A leap year drunk usually results in an epic story of debauchery that can only be told by the friends of the victim, or, often, total strangers you you gave your phone number to.
Alissa: On Friday I went out with Melissa and got REALLY drunk ... I mean like leap year drunk. She can tell you about it better than I can, though.
by spamania December 30, 2007
Get the leap year drunkmug. To be so drunk you are laying on the floor SAYING you're ok when you really are about to puke. BUT this does not stop you from chugging your last drink and passing out where you lay. Normally the one who yells the most early on, then 3 drinks later is dunskies.
Man I am totally getting white girl drunk tonight.
*Points to person on floor* You are so White girl drunk.
*Points to person on floor* You are so White girl drunk.
by Colin Edward Scheidt July 26, 2010
Get the White Girl Drunkmug. A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:
1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.
1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.
Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.
by MattyP603 November 11, 2013
Get the ninja turtle drunkmug. A person who only calls you to hang out when they want to get drunk. After 3 hours of drunkeness, you are best friends; and then they disappear until the next drunken session is in order.
Hey, I didn't know you knew Ashley. Yeah, I hang out with her but only on the weekends; she's my phantom drunk friend.
by Leanne0121 October 6, 2011
Get the Phantom Drunk Friendmug. When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.
"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
by newton64 April 4, 2008
Get the ass-rocket drunkmug. by sexplination June 7, 2014
Get the too drunk to cummug.