jersey sandwich

A woman giving Chris Christie a blowjob while having delicious Jersey tomatoes shoved up her ass.

"I sure could go for a Jersey sandwich right now."

by Trenton Badboy October 5, 2016

jersey hunter

a mega whore who fucks as many athletes (football players, basketball players, etc) so when they're famous the jersey hunter can say i slept with him!! also to spread STDs. Jersey hunters are primarily found in college

Cassie: oh heyy, ur really good at basketball... wanna fuck
Jalaan: well ok
...
Jalaan: oh shit herpes!!!!
George: damn dud u shouldnt have boinged Cassie she's a jersey hunter man

by crazyknowledge79 January 2, 2011

Jersey Mike'in

When you order your food from a sub or burrito spot and you're asked too many damn questions or they keep forgetting what you already answered.

"and you said lettuce and cheese?" no, I said no cheese and pickles. "what kind of bread again?" . -Damn, that place be Jersey Mike'in too much.

by helloerik88 September 24, 2020

Jersey Jab

When you go down the shore and absolutely rail a girl right in her fucking pussy till it bleeds.

"Yo mark I got drunk at seaside heights and showed this girl a real fucking Jersey Jab."

by Osama 69/11 June 22, 2023

New jersey

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.

New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anywhere else.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

new jersey cartwheel

A sexual act in which a male puts both his legs behind his head, and lays flat on his back while he is naked. The male then has a female partner give him the act of pegging.

Female: Yo babe, tonight, I wanna do something a little freaky. I want to do a New Jersey Cartwheel
Male: I think we need to see other people

by Sacrid May 4, 2016

Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom

Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.

by Wise Man of much Wisdom May 8, 2022