Mexican Driving

Term/Euphemism for driving without legal documentation/papers.

"Man, do you know that 16 year old that lives on our street? He keeps Mexican Driving. I hope he doesn't get caught."

by JonathanSnow May 23, 2018

Mexican gravy

Plain and simple, its salsa.

"Yo Andrew, let me try your moms Mexican gravy."
"Its not called mexican gravy, its salsa"
"No its Mexican gravy"

by rjclark2012 October 14, 2014

Mexican Shrug

A non-verbal body or facial expression (movement) done by Hispanic individuals to express doubt, unfamiliarity, unawareness and/or inexperience in situations where simply ‘shrugging’ your shoulders is an acceptable response. This is frustrating to different cultures (mainly American) because simple body movements, don’t answer all of life’s tribulations.

“When asked why the gentleman hit 13 parked cars while driving under the influence, he responded with the ‘Mexican Shrug’”

by Adub310420 June 4, 2018

Mexican Suppository

Using hot sauce or salsa as lube during anal sex.

My lady friend can't poop so I gave her a Mexican Suppository.

by TrillGopher August 3, 2019

Mexican Splurt

Having a dump when you can feel the rumble tumble in your stomach. Its a mix of pee and poop forming a solid that is different than diarreah.

Avandre:Damn son I had the biggest mexican splurt ever, it was scary.

Cam: I know I couldn't trust my farts, so I took it to the toilet, but it was just an air fart.

Avandre: Damn.

by mgrille1234 November 13, 2011

mexican johnson

Born in Houston and lived thereon and off all his life but mostly raised in the country... Aka tattor boys. Known for loving there mother and also is where there manners came from..

If you ever meet a Mexican Johnson you made a lifetime friendship

by Tetragramaton 09 April 25, 2021

Mexican handwash

-noun

The act of wiping one's hands on one's clothing after urinating, but not actually washing one's hands.

Although the restaurant had a strict hand-washing policy prior to exiting the Men's Room, Jose simply gave himself a quick Mexican handwash by rubbing his hands on his poncho.

by Tommy2011 September 23, 2011