Max Goldman

A unique entity known by many as Max Goldman. His name actually refers to his two main abilities.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.

Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.

Girl 1: OMG. Is that Max Goldman?!
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.

by FROZI October 20, 2020

Max Gelfer

Max gelfer means that you are a goofy little gut that says Ohio to much and is attracted to males. He enjoys playing fort nite without his best friends

stop being such a max gelfer
(Stop being goofy)

by playfulpilly November 23, 2023

Femboy Maxing

The act of maximizing your feminine look as a man, but remaining straight while seeming extremely gay

I really like being pretty, but I like women. I will be femboy maxing to maintain that pretty dainty look.

by ralphhickelson August 02, 2023

Parrot maxxing

The act of impersonating the sound made when an individual beats their meat, the sound is created by hitting your hand between your thighs in a quick manner

*clap clap clap clap*

Mom: What’s going on in there??
Todd: Nothing mom I’m just parrot maxxing

by Ted34324 July 22, 2024

max goodchild

Sexiii boy with good personality

Wow did you just see “max goodchild”.

by Max goodchild August 17, 2017

Max Cronin

Doesn't wear sunglasses. He likes Minecraft. LOVES CATS. Likes computers.

Max Cronin likes computers.

by October 06, 2020

Max Upright

An absolute fucking beast no question about it.

"Did you hear Max Upright has never fumbled a single bag?"

"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."

by Brepls May 03, 2023