Male Race

The tendency of men to run away from women being bitches

Man, she is such a Male Race im glad shes gone

by mouryalti May 7, 2025

Alpha male

Drista

"I am the alpha male"

by Ummmmmmmmmmmmm hi June 6, 2021

Simple male

Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.

1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.

Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!

Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.

Average Male: Why is that acceptable?

Simple Male: Im off for a shag

by lijolwe March 17, 2009

Cam-male toe

When a dude wears nut huggers or girl pants and he has this affliction.

Look at Ravishing Rick Rude over there, sporting his unitard and his cam-male toe

by Count cokula April 22, 2018

Gamma Male

A beta who tries to COPE with the fact that he's beta, by attempting to reinvent the alpha terminology in his own image. Then identifying as that new image.

Beta:"EVERYTHING IS DO IN MY LIFE IS BETA, BUT I'M NOT BETA I SWARE, I'M ACTUALLY A GAMMA MALE WHICH IS GREATLY SUPERIOR TO AN ALPHA"
*Alpha overhears*
Alpha:"What did you say, bitch?"
Beta:"n n n.. nothing, *sniffles*"

by See Kyle December 4, 2021

Geierle Male

A ultra-rare type of male, typically of central-european descent who moves silently through the world and can't be found by any computer systems.

Huh? Geierle Male is not in my system?

by Apple Male October 9, 2024

Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.

I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”

by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022