Magician

Magician is a person who has passed the age of 30 years old and is still a virgin.

Person 1: Dude I finally became a magician!
Person 2: dude where did you learn?
Person 1: no I mean i'm 30 years old today.
Person 2: and?...
Person 1: and i'm still a virgin!
Person 2: dude, get some help..

by Invalid Silver April 8, 2019

Maggie

Maggie is female name rarely used. Her love for overs is normally over come by her love of memes and vines but she still makes room for others. If you are her friend she is very open and loud. She’s self contious and a bitch some times.

There she Maggie is again, watching memes

by Killed a tree April 19, 2019

Magic Johnson Virus

A slag term that refers to the HIV virus that was contracted by Lakers legend Magic Johnson.

I swear if that mother fucker calls me a faggot again , I’ll give him a syringe of the Magic Johnson Virus.

by Chefondvd April 26, 2019

magic taco

When a woman inserts magic mushrooms into her cooch.

Susie wanted Tom to eat her magic taco, so that they could both get high.

by schoonmaker July 27, 2019

maggieisfullofshit

A word to express how unbelievable someone named Maggie is.

"Oh my goodness - here Maggie goes just making up names again. Maggieisfullofshit!"

by peeks930 August 2, 2019

Maggie-G

When you think that you’re blessed with constant orgasms, but then you realize when the doctor tells you it’s actually maggots tickling you G-spot, because you used mayonnaise for lubrication.

There are maggots tickling my g-spot, I’m having another Maggie-G.

by Thismustbeauniqueusername August 3, 2019

Maggie Lyn

a smart, knowledgeable potato sock

She's such a Maggie Lynch

by DefinitionsExist August 20, 2019