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Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!
Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"
by Hym Iam July 23, 2024
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Third person masturbating

To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.
I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating
by Professional ego striker January 4, 2025
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Taco DORITOS masturbation

When you get a taco and a DORITOS and start masturbating outside your local taco truck.
"Yo bro do you wana do some Taco DORITOS masturbation?"
by bobbythehiauns February 12, 2026
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Mapsturbating

1) Obsessing over online maps to find the perfect route or trail you plan to use soon.

2) Wasting time exploring online maps to look at places you never expect or plan to visit.
1) That Shoeless guy sure spends a lot of time mapsturbating on his computer to find fun trails.

2) I know I'll never go there, but for some reason I spent hours mapsturbating at satellite views of Easter Island
by Greebo the Great October 24, 2014
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mastardate

My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger
by E-Z Steve January 29, 2015
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