Jokes

When bullies shove you in your locker. At least that's what they call it.

Dude that was a funny joke. Your jokes are really funny.

by SkinnyLeegend February 8, 2018

Joke

A joke is anything that is not violent or intentional. Anything verbal is most likely a joke.

Punching someone is NOT a joke.

by jeff, calm down March 14, 2019

DUB JOKE

A dub joke is when you dub a series into a different language and make dumb jokes in the translation.

Hey that was a good DUB JOKE, props to the translator

by Huloran June 3, 2020

joke-poke

the act of interrupting one's joke with another joke; rendering the first useless, therefore taking credit for the initial humor.

friend 1: "this is hard"

friend 2: "that's what-"

friend 3: "-your mom said last night."

friend 2: "really bro, giving me a joke-poke, i see?"

by uvtan October 10, 2013

Inside Joke

A joke that only a certain group of people will understand based on an experience the group had.

Person 1: Remember when…
Person 2: Shiiit I remember haha.
Person 3: What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Person 1: You weren’t there to see it, it’s an inside joke.
Person 3: Fuck well don’t I look dumb.

by J4VA January 3, 2023

Deadass Joke

Definition:
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.

I said that I do not like pit mommies, Nissan Altima drivers, or vegans. It was a deadass joke

by b e e n u s May 20, 2025

"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes

Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes

by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023