jake

a little shit that is horny all the time. he eat sleeps and breaths horny emotions. usually jakes are found jerking off to whale noises or found having deep conversations with sexy mother fuckers (me).

"Last night Jake tried to stick it in my mouth but i just bit the tip off" -Teanna

"I knew he was a horndog he lives on horning road for crying out loud" -Billy
"I should have know better" -Teanna
"He is a cutie tho ===3" -Billy

by toeingmywayintokiki August 7, 2016

jake downing

A very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.
"Dude, Billy Jean got robbied last night."

"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back.

hey bro

go away you jake downing

by hs25571 April 11, 2017

jake wakely

A guy who is gay and has no life and no friends and likes balls.

Wow that kid is such a jake wakely

by Panda Coll August 6, 2017

Jake

A dumbass show off if is gay but often has the sauce u can give him that. He takes penis pills because his penis is so small. He watches gay porn poems and can’t beat his dick because his penis is so small

There’s Jake with a small penis

by We eat bitter booty June 23, 2018

Shaky Jake

An aircraft that has scheduled trips but is precariously close to breaking and not able to complete trips.

Scheduler: "Hey, Mechanic. Is 431HF going to make it's trips in 2 hours?"

Mechanic: "It's shaky jake brother, shaky jake."

Scheduler: "dam, so you're telling me it's not broke or fixed right now."

by Not A Mechanic July 24, 2011

The Jake

The one group of your friends who brings the party to any situation. Often drunk or at least smells like booze. The jake may wear the same hoodie for a few days in a row and he is a relevant excuse to you wife or girlfriend for being late, drunk or otherwise unattentive after a night out. You may avoid The Jake for a few weeks after an encounter.. the man is an animal. The jake can also polish off a bag of any salty snacks, swears around children and literally does not give fack about anything when he is being himself. The Jake will tell embellished stories about the good ol days. The Jake is extremly likeable in most settings in spite of his agressive nature and ability to stay awake for what may seem forever.

Man, I just realized yiu are The Jake of our friends.
I didn't want to be The Jake.

Animal party animal drunk douchebag

by Bringo5 May 10, 2018

jake sims

a hot piece of crotch and id like to suck the nipple tip of his penis

yummy yummy he was soo jake sims

by sexxooor August 6, 2011