joke

person 1: want to hear a joke

person 2: what

perosn 1 : Your life
by hi im gay 3 June 27, 2018
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joke

John Hoe:hey ur mom is fat
John Hole:is this a joke
by Rick Asslee February 9, 2021
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Cide Joke

When a person make a joke or picture so bad is cost them their job.
"Man these comedians are coming up with a lot of cide jokes!"
"I know right? They be looking for cide jobs now."
by Gregaroidson. June 1, 2017
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Inside Joke

A joke that is a very bad joke to everyone except you and your ex, so you have no one to enjoy it with :(
The inside joke I had with Cheryl was quite funny. I miss Cheryl. :(
by •Anony mouse• February 22, 2020
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no-joke hikes

No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.
Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!
by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021
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Joke

A boy asked his father 'Can I marry grandma' (he was American).

Father: Why?
Child: She loves me and I love her and I think she'd cook for me!
Father: You can't do that!
Child: Why?
Father: Because you can't marry my mother.
Child: But you married mine!
(joke, kids don't try this)
by ManyPhoelaTicSir March 17, 2020
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