joe tod

adj. A general idiot. Often used to describe someone with limited official qualifications or someone who finds it difficult to concentrate.

"Dude!? Are you serious? You have 4 GCSE's? Fucckkkkkk, you're a total Joe tod"

by themanthemyththemaverik December 28, 2011

Joe Amongus

Owen Micheal Carter

Owen tastes like Joe Amongus.

by Caden’s sussy weiner December 23, 2021

Joe with an L

All my homies hate this man. Joe with an L stays winning the chunky dunkys and having friends named John carlo. Should u come across a joe with an L, make sure u ask him how Lincoln log dog is doin. They are boisterous boys. Joe with an L also has a cool friend named Kyle who’s house he sometimes goes to.

Joe with an L: look I got these chunky dunkys
the entire world: guess what, idgaf
Joe with an L: eagle ridge on Wednesday?
Jackson: ok Joe with an L but pull up with Jon carol

by Jack Hacker November 11, 2020

Sloppy Joe

When a man ejaculates on his own hand and then slaps a chic on the face

Did u hear about Donna? Her and John went to the mop closet so she could swallow his load and he pulled out and nutted in his hand then slapped Donna. She had to walk out of mop closet with his nut on her face and in her hair.. All the office personnel now knows she's John's bitch.. He gave her the ol sloppy joe

by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ October 17, 2021

Grandpa Joe

A guy whom mooches off his family and gets out of bed for the first time in 20 years when his grandson finds a golden ticket in chocolate bar and he gets to go. His favorite food is cabbage water.

Guy 1: I hate Grandpa Joe

Guy 2: Bro same

by GrandpaJoeHater123 September 6, 2022

Joe Hahn

The most demanding man in the entire world. If he wants the Shea, HE GETS THE SHEA. Joe Hahn's are often described as flounders, or any other kind of DISGUSTING fish out there. He owns a Shack that is home to the greatest patties in the entire United States, and has placed other fine establishments across the globe. Joe Hahn's are very rich, and have no completion whatsoever because he's simply immortal. He's the "Thanos" of the food industry.

Gee, Joe Hahn be smellin' DISGUSTING today.

Joe Hahn snapped his fingers, and all of a sudden, the patties warped onto the customer's plate.

by Baryonx Man July 26, 2019

Joe Sell

An actual fucking idiot. Is an asshole to people and doesn't realise it and gets mad when they get mad at him.

Chad: Jeff sucks, I just spoke to him this morning and he suddenly hates me
Steve: Chad stop being a Joe Sell!

by Cheese Mcgeese November 1, 2019