Z+J

The best couple in the world they normally have blue/hazel eyes and dirty blond hair they are in deep love and miss a each other all the time they also love cuddles

“What is the best couple initials?”
“Man how did you not know this it’s Z+J”

by 1335z January 9, 2021

Dirty J

When your hand has a deformity and has a wierd indescribably smell but your hand is super strong and looks like the letter J and you walk up behind someone and rub it all over the face

Ben dared Josh to walk up behind Justin while he was not paying attention and told him to give him a dirty J. When Justin got a whiff of his hand he about threw up.

by Tony the Guy February 28, 2017

Spank The J

another word for masturbation.

Dude, i need to spank the j. i havent in like a week.

by G_DUBSKI September 1, 2009

j-atheist

What most Jews are, and why there are a disproportionate number of Jewish scientists.

"Hey, do you want to go push religion on the world and demand research be done on why the world is flat"?

"Na, I'm a practicing j-atheist."
jew,atheist

by nog-d April 7, 2011

Apocalyptic J

Another name for blunt or joint.

"Dude I just smoked this fat Apocalyptic J."

"nice!"

by KsTeezy June 15, 2008

J-Hopism

A religion created for the one and only,J-Hope.
A talented king that I LIVE WITH ALL OF MY FREAKING HEART AND UGH ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

*Oh my gosh, did you see Jhope during So What?
*Don't remind me, I'm thinking of converting to J-Hopism!

by Asstittiesassassandtitties January 26, 2019

larry j

Someone who calls you a minimum of 12 times a day, usually asking a wide variety of work related questions, regardless of whether you are on or off the clock.

Buddy 1-Hey, who just called you?
Buddy 2-Guy from work.
Buddy 1-Aren't you off today?
Buddy 2-Yeah
Buddy 1-That guy must be a real Larry J.

by Riverrat March 27, 2015