A metaphorical place one person escapes to while calling it “We Island” — claiming everything they do is for both of you, while consistently making solo decisions without communication, collaboration, or consent.
Often characterized by:
- Major life changes you weren’t part of — like moving, switching jobs, enrolling the kids in something big, or suddenly “going in a new direction” you didn’t know was on the map
- Calendar changes delivered after the fact (if at all) — like finding out you’re going on a family vacation you didn’t know was planned, to a place you wouldn’t have picked, during a week you didn’t know you were available
- Emotional or financial risks taken “for us” that you didn’t even know were on the table — or that you can't understand why they were ever on the table
- A “joint decision” you somehow find yourself in the middle of — wondering not just when it was made, but who even thought it was a good idea
Not to be confused with:
We Island — an actual shared space where decisions are made together, with mutual respect, transparency, and a shared compass.
Often characterized by:
- Major life changes you weren’t part of — like moving, switching jobs, enrolling the kids in something big, or suddenly “going in a new direction” you didn’t know was on the map
- Calendar changes delivered after the fact (if at all) — like finding out you’re going on a family vacation you didn’t know was planned, to a place you wouldn’t have picked, during a week you didn’t know you were available
- Emotional or financial risks taken “for us” that you didn’t even know were on the table — or that you can't understand why they were ever on the table
- A “joint decision” you somehow find yourself in the middle of — wondering not just when it was made, but who even thought it was a good idea
Not to be confused with:
We Island — an actual shared space where decisions are made together, with mutual respect, transparency, and a shared compass.
“I already made the decision, planned the details, and set everything in motion — now all you have to do is smile, get on board, and join me on Whee Island.”
by Otto Consent April 24, 2025
Get the Whee Islandmug. by gayestretard September 16, 2016
Get the yellow islandmug. A combination of Great Britain and Japan to commit mass war crimes, as suggested by discord user KoreanBathSalts
by MonsoonOfTheWOD May 18, 2022
Get the War Crime Islandmug. by Ghostless December 27, 2024
Get the Rhode Island kitty bobamug. A Fake island that was on maps for the longest time for no known reason.
The only thing we guessed is that someone saw a big rock that has probably sunk by now in the water and a dude named it sandy island.
The only thing we guessed is that someone saw a big rock that has probably sunk by now in the water and a dude named it sandy island.
Sailor numero 1: Woah dude you see that?
Sailor numero 2: That big rock?
Sailor numero 1: Nah I think it's an island.
Sailor numero 2: Thats obviously a rock!
Sailor numero 1 : Ima name it sandy island and put it on the map.
Sailor numero 2: I can't deal with you sometimes.
Sailor numero 1: I know.
Sailor numero 2: Ugh.
Sailor numero 2: That big rock?
Sailor numero 1: Nah I think it's an island.
Sailor numero 2: Thats obviously a rock!
Sailor numero 1 : Ima name it sandy island and put it on the map.
Sailor numero 2: I can't deal with you sometimes.
Sailor numero 1: I know.
Sailor numero 2: Ugh.
by Moss rock January 4, 2023
Get the sandy islandmug. by Barangay Captain July 26, 2022
Get the lyle islandmug. "Last night was crazy dude, I saw Josh getting his Virgin Island colonized."
"What does that mean?"
"To colonize one's Virgin Island is to take one's virginity."
"WHAT?? Who did he lose his virginity to then?"
"I was too drunk, can't remember."
"What does that mean?"
"To colonize one's Virgin Island is to take one's virginity."
"WHAT?? Who did he lose his virginity to then?"
"I was too drunk, can't remember."
by kk_a December 28, 2024
Get the To Colonize One's Virgin Islandmug.