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Free Pair of Sunglasses

Headbutt someone on the nose giving them 2 black eyes.
Do you want a free pair of sunglasses?
by Wohzza February 5, 2018
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Naughty Free Pass

The six days of the year you can be naughty without risk of getting on Santa's naughty list. Santa only cares whether you've been naughty or nice *this year,* which means it only applies starting 1/1 and ending 12/25. From 12/26 thru 12/31, all behavior warranting placement on the naughty list is forgiven, giving you a Naughty Free Pass.
by Pialinist December 26, 2021
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free parking monopoly

This rule is where you place the monopoly cash UNDER THE CORNER of the free parking space

Those whose place the money is in the middle are bent and will fail in the future
person 1 'Julie puts the free parking monopoly in the middle'
person 2 'thats so bent it goes in the corner'
by superior1738 January 4, 2019
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Free-meal Bitch

Someone you only goes on a date with you to get something materialistic out of it.
For example a free dinner.
A: Aren't you going out with Jessie this week?

B: No I found out she is a Free-meal Bitch
by I_like_wet_bread July 16, 2022
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free marketplace of ideas

Any place on the internet where people like to engage in political debate, sometimes even when that site isn't suitable for such discourse, like twitter or the youtube comment section.
Stop hiding behind your private account and debate me in the free marketplace of ideas!
by 2F5L-5XG December 29, 2020
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Dick-grabbed-free

When she has the hands that can grab dick with might, but you lack such an asset.
Male 1: Mane, she was slurping me up, she had the meanest grip on it too!
Male 2: Dang, bro. I ain't that in a minute. I'm dick-grabbed-free
by zozeyety November 27, 2020
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Free lunch motherfucker

A person who is always looking for something for free and will go to extreme measures to get it.
That free lunch motherfucker just ate their whole plate of food and complained they didn't like it and wants it removed from the bill.
by alphamongral November 28, 2016
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