porn free zone

A Porn Free Zone (a pfz) is a device that is yet to screen pornographic videos. This could be your laptop, tablet or phone. This normally accurs when you first acquire your media device and feel it would be kept more clean with out viewing pornigraphic websites.
It is impossible for the device to go through its entire life cycle without porn but the battle to stay away as long as possible can become a mental challenge amongst peers.
(this does not include saved screenshots of snapchat sluts)
Tobe : hey did you see that creampie teen vid last night ?
Jord: no I didn't, any good ?
Tobe: yes mate, chuck us your phone and I'll get it up
Jord: no can do, it's a new phone and I'm keeping it a porn free zone
Tobe: what? You have had it 3 months and it's still pfz!! What the fuck
Jord: I know. I'm doing well

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by Mr Peeper April 04, 2016
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Free Food Scavengers

People that can't help themselves to complimentary food. They are mostly hoarders or fattys.
I had to eat a plain bagel because some Free Food Scavengers cleaned out the cream cheese, butter and jelly.
by German Suplex+1 January 25, 2012
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"free kittens" deal

Refers to an offer/proposal/situation where the items or circumstances appear to be favorable or legitimate as they are initially presented, but then turn out to be a "bottomless pit" of required labor, responsibility, and/or financial resources.
A brand new ink-jet printer for only $29.95 may seem like a bargain, but it's actually a "free kittens" deal, because replacing the ink cartridges will cost more than the printer.
by QuacksO March 05, 2015
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charm-free zone

Any place -- town, neighborhood, company, department, or corner occupied by a few people -- which is boring, unpleasant, or both.
That neighborhood is safe, but it's a charm-free zone.

Nobody on the fourth floor of that dorm has any sense of humor; it's a charm-free zone.

When you get to the party, stay away from the corner nearest the fire place; it's a charm-free zone.
by Jiffer April 09, 2011
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Dick-grabbed-free

When she has the hands that can grab dick with might, but you lack such an asset.
Male 1: Mane, she was slurping me up, she had the meanest grip on it too!
Male 2: Dang, bro. I ain't that in a minute. I'm dick-grabbed-free
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personality-free zone

someone that is totally devoid of a sense of humor.
Don't bother joking around with that auditor. He's a total personality-free zone.
by or2pod August 10, 2008
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